Future America Tea Party Style

  The first to become extinct were the retired. After Social Security and Medicare were repealed the old and infirm could only afford to eat Chinese made dog food, which shut down their kidneys. Next to become victims of the war of Southern aggression, were the working poor and their malnourished children. Food stamps and the W.I.C. program were dissolved and the money given to Confederate flag companies who promptly moved their factories to Communist China. The hungry did try to rise up and revolt but were quickly mowed down by by private security forces wielding fully automatic weapons. The once hard working 47% were winnowed down to 7%. The Constitution,except for the second amendment,was dissolved. Each state was now a little turd world country ruled by very very well armed tribes. Yes, thanks to the now disbanded Supreme Court which allowed billions of dollars to corrupt the political process, the war of Southern aggression was won by the Tea Party. All 50 of the new banana republic's banned birth control, any mention of evolution,women in the work place,and any religion other than Christianity. For sport, the gods of capitalism hunted down the remaining 7%. The turd world 50 only had one problem. The armies and navies of China, Russia, Iran,North Korea,and even Canada were headed for their shores.