One cold December day the Fat Cats gathered to discuss their favorite topic, money. They all realized the holiday season would line their pockets once again. But there was a cool December wind blowing amongst the greedy elite. The image of Santa Claus sat heavily on their minds. Santa Claus was truly the antithesis of the Fat Cat way of life. He gave to the poor without asking for renumeration. Why Santa was the ultimate socialist. His status as a jolly giver of gifts would have to be destroyed. He should be replaced by a more fitting symbol. A symbol that spoke clearly of capitalism. Several ideas were run up the flagpole to see who saluted. How about Rudolph the red-nosed retailer or Shelly the shopping elf. No one saluted. How about we just use our media to point out only the religious connotations? Naw, been done already. First, said the head cat, we need to get one of our spies into Santa's workshop and disrupt his operation. Call tea part headquarters.....(to be continued)....
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