"Tea Party headquarters, head bag speaking..Yes sir Mr. Averice, we can surely infiltrate Santa's workshop. We'll do it in the same way we infiltrated the American peoples psyche. We look so old and innocent, no one suspects we are taking over. What's that sir? Do we have someone small enough to pass as an elf.... Most of us in the party can either pass as elves or mummies. In fact, I have the perfect candidate in mind. He's standing, I think , right next to my desk. Yes sir, the goal will be to disrupt Santa's workshop and make it a capitalistic ideal. We have to sow the seeds of dissension amongst those happy go lucky pinko elves and make them see that profit is the only true motive. Yes sir, I'll get right on it. There are only so many shopping days left....
(to be continued)
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