Thursday, September 27, 2012
A Day In The Life of a Non-Rich Right Winger
It's 5.00am. time to get up and get ready for work. Make a cup of instant coffee and reach for the cereal. Ran out of milk have to use water. Trailer door is stuck, kick it open. Go to start 15 year old car. Door is stuck climb through window. Hope battery isn't dead. After 7 tries engine sputters to life. Turn on right wing radio channel for drive to work. Learn current president used to be a cannibal. After loud screeching of metal on metal brake parts park car at back of lot. Enter workplace to the howls of indignation from right wing radio personality screaming employer paid health care is socialism. Punch in and start work unloading products you used to make now made in China. Cut hand deeply on lead painted toy. Run to restroom to stop bleeding using toilet paper. Hope your 19 year old boss didn't see you take unauthorized bathroom break. After 10 hour day, of which only 8 paid, you head home. The afternoon right wing commentator says Nancy Pelosi is a devil worshiper. Sit down on porch to enjoy T.V. dinner from China. Turn on right wing television network. Serious looking announcer says recent deregulation of electric companies is good for the economy. Television goes dark for lack of payment on now huge electric bill. Damn Democrats! Stumble into dark trailer and go to bed.
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