The States Right to go Broke

The Fat Cat agenda to starve the government is now in full swing. They want to cut 100 billion dollars across the board. The only exceptions would be defense and social security. Instead of the rich paying their fair share of taxes they want everyone else to suffer. These greed mongers just voted to extend tax cuts for the one percent of wealthiest Americans. It is incredible to think that school children will have to suffer so rich Fat Cats can buy some more useless trinkets. These robber barons don't provide jobs with their extra cash, they just buy new foreign sports cars so their kids can drive to private school in style. They want the states to pick up the slack in revenue. My state Ohio just voted in an anti-union, anti-poor, governor whose main way to get money is to rape the environment with hydrolic fracturing. Ohio has been so mismanaged by Republicans screaming privatize everything that we will never make a comeback. This is all due to a easily led stupid voting public.

The Origin of the Specials

What makes the rich Fat Cat so special? Money, obviously. What is money? A means to an end. Does it matter how the money was acquired? No. Everyman is mesmerized by the lure of vast amounts of money. Just look at casino's and state lotto's. The odds of winning big at these follies are astronomical. Everyman still dumps his money into these pits, in hopes of instant wealth. The acquisition of wealth brings with it the false premise, that he or she who is wealthy must be special. In the rare instance where an Everyman wins millions in some state lotto, he or she becomes instantly special. Especially with long lost relatives. Does instant wealth make you a better person? If you are an alcoholic spouse abuser and you win millions you just become an alcoholic spousal abuser who can afford a liver transplant.

Money does not endow a person with a more compassionate sense of duty to humanity. In the world of the mega-rich, the pursuit of more money is the only sense of duty. What do the mega-Fat Cats do with their overabundance of wealth? Create jobs? They buy gold infused shower curtains, spend millions on parties, yachts, more cars than they can possibly drive in a lifetime, own multiple houses and jewels. I say tax them at the same rate they were taxed when Dwight Eisenhower was president. They say, give us more tax breaks. Come on, we're special.

Playing 20 Questions

Q: What is the Fat Cat's Favorite Flower?

A: The turd blossom.

Q: How does a Fat Cat congressman greet the current president?

A: By screaming "you lie!"

Q: What is the Fat Cat answer to health care?
A: Doctors without borders

Q: How does a Tea Bagger greet a Democrat?
A: With saliva

Q: How does a Tea Bagger show compassion to the disabled?

A: With a crumpled up dollar bill.

Q: What phrase does a Fat Cat scream when you best them in an argument?
A: Class warfare!

Q: What is the Fat Cat solution to the energy crisis?

A: Tax breaks for the oil industry.

Q: How many Fat Cats does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They say they can't afford it and remain in the dark.

Q: Why do Fat Cats hate the idea of gay marriage so much?

A: Because their secret lovers might want them to divorce and marry them.

Q: If you put lipstick on a pig and let it out of it's pen, will it think it's more important than the farmer?

A: Obviously.

Q: Why do Fat Cats preach so much about family values?

A: Because they wish they had some.

Q: Who was the Fat Cats favorite president?
A: Nancy Reagan.

Q: What did George Bush say he wanted to finish now that he had time?
A: The book, My Pet Goat

Q: What do Fat Cats mean when they call for fiscal restraints?
A: Spend less money at the bondage club.

Q: What's the only American business to really expand under Fat Cats?
A: Food kitchens for the poor.

Q: How many jobs were created under George Bush?
A: Millions, but just for the Chinese.

Q: How many houses can a Fat Cat candidate for president own and still run as a common man?

A: No more than eight.

Q: What is the Fat Cat plan for economic growth?
A: Start a war.

Q: Why are guns so important to Fat Cats?
A: Neanderthals never give up their clubs do they?

Q: Who will be the next Fat Cat presidential Candidate?
A: No telling, but there's still one Bush out there who didn't get his chance to ruin America yet.

Monsters Among Us

One of the consequences of living a self centered technology driven society, is that we distance ourselves from the reality that monsters walk among us. There are always two sides to everything. Instant communication is great and saves lives. Constant mean spirited drivel does not. There is a perpetual chaotic informational hum all around us. We encase ourselves in our own little electronic worlds at the risk of losing parts of our humanity. It is comforting for all of us to seek out like-minded ideas and the people that supposedly think like we do. Sometimes people will allow this search for intellectual companionship to lead them to disaster. The need to feel accepted is universal. Someone who is constantly rejected will still seek acceptance even if it just a cold electronic hum. In a free society, such as ours, access to ideas is there for everyone. Saints and monsters use the same internet. The well balanced as well as the skewed and tilted can find intellectual soul mates. In light of the recent tragedy in Arizona, there will be much hand-wringing but the real truth is the genie will never return to the bottle.

Trojan Cats

Just what is a Trojan Fat Cat?

Why it is a Republican congressman pretending to work for the common man when in reality he is only working for the rich.

During the recent tax battle did you notice how dying Fire-Fighters compensation had to be paid for but tax cuts for the super wealthy did not? Un-employment extensions during the holidays were bartered about while the Fat Cats salivated over the cut in estate taxes. A Fat Cat Republican dressed up as a Tea Bagger everyman is still a Fat Cat Republican. According to these compassionate Benedict Arnolds, we can't afford fairness in health care because it would cost the insurance companies too much money. Why is everyman so stupid?

Republicans just play to your fears and prejudices and you throw wide the gages and let the Trojan Cats in Congress. Republicans scream about job loss and job creation the whole time they are sending your job to China. The Republican party has misdirected the American everyman they should change their log from an elephant to a magicians rabbit. Next time you get ready to vote ask your Republican candidate how many jobs his business contributers sent to China.

Nostra-dumb-ass

A few months ago I predicted, as soon as the Republicans gained back some power, the oil industry would hike gas prices. The start of a new year requires new predictions. In the two years after the eight years of redistribution of wealth to the super wealthy, the economy started to come back on line. Eight years of economic rape and pillage cannot be corrected in a short time so naturally the voters, with the attention spans of gnats, elected to be represented again by the rape and pillagers.

These minions of the fat cats have decided the most important thing they can do for the country is defeat Obama in 2012. This means to undo any program Obama and the Democrats enacted. On to the predictions. Higher and higher gas prices to strangle any growth. Death by monetary starvation to the health care bill. The death of a thousand surgical cuts so to speak. Job stagnation blamed on the Democrats even though it is Republican businessmen shipping all the American jobs to China. Government shut downs due to the Tea Nut-baggers. Racism comes more to the fore front driven by certain radio and television network personalities. Stupid becomes the new smart. Lies become the new truths. Disrespect becomes the new courage. The everyman American gnats will cling to the rotten conservative fruit.

Merry Christmas

As the little Fat Cat Saboteur floated erratically to the ground, his beady eyes never spotted the unexpected welcome committee waiting there to great him. It seems a dumpster fed Polar Bear had watched his slow descent. This bear was used to greasy, fatty, spoiled, fast food that he scavenged from the dumpsters of the oil companies, that ravaged his land. He gobbled the slimy airborne morsel with one bite, and then flossed his teeth with it's Chinese parachute.

This meal proved to be the bears undoing. First he became bloated and then had a tremendous bout of flatulence. Soon after, stricken with terrible cramps, he died. The bears digestive system couldn't handle the foul twisted bite of bagger. His bowls closed up tighter than a billionaires wallet. Even though the bears heroic deed went un-noticed by mankind, his sacrifice permitted the continuation of giving freely from the heart without thought of personal gain. Christmas was saved by the blocked bowels of a dumpster dependent polar bear nicknamed Tiny Tim.

God Bless us all.