Showing posts with label America. Show all posts
Showing posts with label America. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

America, The Modern Titanic


America, metaphorically speaking, is like the ill fated Titanic gliding along in frigid perilous waters. This vast magnificent liner was proclaimed unsinkable. That was until an iceberg opened her up like a gutted fish. It seems confidence and pride were not enough to keep her afloat.
America, for decades, sailed along a brilliant example of morals and values. She took care of her people by providing the life boats of Social Security and Medicare. It had fine public schools, a most efficient postal system, and laws that guaranteed equality.
Then the catastrophic iceberg of pure greed ripped a gaping hole in the vessel that was America. America the innovator, and America the manufacturer of most of the worlds goods, was now the exporter of jobs and technology. People who worship only money opened the gash and let the frigid waters rush in. As the common average American scrambled over his neighbors to stay afloat, his representatives passed laws to widen the hole even more. Now even the social lifeboats are being scuttled in the name of fiscal austerity. Soon the ship will sink, creating a vast sucking whirlpool that draws in the rest of the world like a black hole. Unless we vote out the greedy.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Playing 20 Questions

Q: What is the Fat Cat's Favorite Flower?
A: The turd blossom.

Q: How does a Fat Cat congressman greet the current president?
A: By screaming "you lie!"

Q: What is the Fat Cat answer to health care?
A: Doctors without borders

Q: How does a Tea Bagger greet a Democrat?
A: With saliva

Q: How does a Tea Bagger show compassion to the disabled?
A: With a crumpled up dollar bill.

Q: What phrase does a Fat Cat scream when you best them in an argument?
A: Class warfare!

Q: What is the Fat Cat solution to the energy crisis?
A: Tax breaks for the oil industry.

Q: How many Fat Cats does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They say they can't afford it and remain in the dark.

Q: Why do Fat Cats hate the idea of gay marriage so much?
A: Because their secret lovers might want them to divorce and marry them.

Q: If you put lipstick on a pig and let it out of it's pen, will it think it's more important than the farmer?
A: Obviously.

Q: Why do Fat Cats preach so much about family values?
A: Because they wish they had some.

Q: Who was the Fat Cats favorite president?
A: Nancy Reagan.

Q: What did George Bush say he wanted to finish now that he had time?
A: The book, My Pet Goat

Q: What do Fat Cats mean when they call for fiscal restraints?
A: Spend less money at the bondage club.

Q: What's the only American business to really expand under Fat Cats?
A: Food kitchens for the poor.

Q: How many jobs were created under George Bush?
A: Millions, but just for the Chinese.

Q: How many houses can a Fat Cat candidate for president own and still run as a common man?
A: No more than eight.

Q: What is the Fat Cat plan for economic growth?
A: Start a war.

Q: Why are guns so important to Fat Cats?
A: Neanderthals never give up their clubs do they?

Q: Who will be the next Fat Cat presidential Candidate?
A: No telling, but there's still one Bush out there who didn't get his chance to ruin America yet.

Friday, September 10, 2010

LETTERS 'Self-righteous sheep' leading in name of greed

Is the general consensus in this country that we should only take care of ourselves? Should we abolish all taxes? Home school our children? Plow our own streets? Buy guns or pay for our own security force?

If you are rich enough to have all this done on a personal level, you are probably a leader in the newest party of misinformation and misdirection. Leaders of this "party of no" have amassed a huge following of self-righteous sheep ready to vote against everything in the name of greed.

According to their own media stations' propaganda, they are poised to take over government at all levels. Oh boy, I can hardly wait. Generations of fast food workers created because all other jobs have been outsourced. Health care reform repealed. More phony wars started to keep private contractors happy. Giant gated communities built to keep out undesirables.

Welcome to future America, the Third World country.

Kenneth Zander, Mantua

http://www.recordpub.com/news/article/4891460