Wednesday, November 2, 2011

The Ding Dong Republicans are Alarming


Alarm bells are ringing all over the country. People are camping out in city parks to protest the greed that has overthrown the government. Right here in Ohio I just saw a pro issue 2, anti union, class warfare commercial that was all about pitting working class people against one another. Instead of wanting all people to have good benefits, Republicans want you to be jealous of the people that have more than you. You know class warfare. The same kind of warfare they accuse Democrats of raising on the ultra rich.

Listen to the craziness of the right wings latest ideas. First the flat tax. This would just make the rich rich and the middle class and poor poorer. A deadly electrified fence on the border with Mexico. Get rid of the EPA. Clean air and clean water? We don't need no stinking clean air and clean water. Abolish reforms passed that are known as Obama-care. This is just a gift to the demonic health care insurance cabal. Abolish the Dodd Frank banking regulations, because we certainly don't want to reign in Wall Street. Republicans are already on record to turn Medicare over to insurance companies and to never raise taxes on the rich. Vote Republican if you really want your bell rung.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Those Zany Cartoon Republican Candidates


Can you believe those looney-tune-like candidates for president the Republican Party has promoted. The front runner and sure to be the nominee, Willard, is having his present mansion demolished so he can build a bigger mansion. He's made his fortune by taking over companies and getting rid of working class people. He says corporations are people. He says banks should foreclose faster on the people they gave unmanageable home loans to.

The African American pizza king candidate says blame yourself if you can't find a job. Just be willing to work for 61 cents an hour like the people in China do. He is against any form of abortion, but in the same sentence says a woman and her family should make that decision.

The arrogant cowboy from Texas, whose salad must contain loco weed, says social security is a ponzi scheme. He says he's qualified to be president because he's created more minimum wage jobs than any other governor. He's also more qualified because the state of Texas executes more people than any other state.

The audience at the Republican debates actually cheer when it is suggested an uninsured comatose patient should be allowed to die or boo a gay solider serving his country. This field of candidates would just be a joke if they weren't so pathetic.

Friday, October 21, 2011

BLAME YOURSELF

The man with the 9-9-9 plan says if you are poor, hungry, unemployed, or can't afford health insurance, blame yourself. Of course, if you turn the numbers 9-9-9 upside down you get 6-6-6. Yes the mark of the devil, go figure.

So if your rich boss sent your job to China...blame yourself. If failed CEO's get golden parachutes instead of golden showers...blame yourself. If gas and oil companies get obscene tax breaks and are protected by bought and paid for politicians...blame yourself. If you work two minimum wage jobs and so does your spouse and you still can't make ends meet...blame yourself. If you've lost your right to bargain with your employer...blame yourself. If you believe this garbage is fair and vote Republican...blame yourself.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Real Fire in the Belly


I must announce a mea culpa to the O.W.S. protesters. I wrote a blog last year asking where was the fire in the belly of the young people today. The young and old people protesting around the country have proven to all of us that they have what it takes to bring focus to the rape of America by the rich. I totally admire their determination to effect change. What they are doing is incredibly hard and courageous. They are constantly vilified by right wing zealots and their politicians. They have the mainstream media baffled and perplexed. I love it. This is one of the few things in the last ten years that actually gives me hope. To me there is nothing to criticize about the movement. I just want to say thank you. The Japanese Admiral who attacked Pearl Harbor worried afterwards that he had just awakened a sleeping giant. The Wall Streeters and their bought and paid for politicians probably feel the same way.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Theology of the Wealthy


I was channel surfing the other Sunday and I came across some mega church pastor pontificating on the grace bestowed upon the wealthy. He actually said words to the effect that you should feel proud to flaunt your wealth. Drive your luxury car with your head held high. Don't worry about what other people think, god made you wealthy because you deserve it. What a bunch of sacrilegious garbage. These shills for the rich disregard and misinterpret the bible, and the gospels especially, for their own monetary gain. No harder for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven than a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, for them. No good Samaritan giving the shirt off their backs for their fellow man. Not these puffy haired hypocrites. These false prophets preach god only rewards the rich because they are deserving. What would Jesus do? He certainly wouldn't dessert the poor and embrace the rich. What feel-good, obscene trash they spout. Have they no shame or fear?

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Republican Zombies


Remember the monster movies of the past?

They always reflected the times in which they were made. Movies of the 1950's like Invasion of the Body Snatchers or Invaders from Mars were satires on the rigid conformity of the era. The 1960's had their horrors of nuclear annihilation and science run amok themes. The 1970's and 1980's had their inner demon angst.

Here in 2011 we have Zombie's galore. You know zombies, the creatures risen from the dead bent on eating the brains of normal Americans. They dress funny and shuffle along like geriatric patients in search of prunes. They cannot be stopped in their mindless pursuit of their goal. They will do anything to get what they want.

Today we have the Tea Party. To them people with brains are the enemy. They love to play dress up. A lot of them are of advanced age. They mindlessly pursue money. They want to infect you with their ideology. They will do anything to get what they want.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Poison Tea Grandpa?


People who worship only golden idols, today known as money, want to turn the rest of Americans into Frankenstein soul-less monsters they themselves are. One needs only to watch the Republican debates to see and hear the gollums shout and cheer when a candidate throws out his chest and says how proud he is to have sent hundreds of people to be executed. They find money to be so holy, such a sacrament, that they would shut off life support for comatose patients to save a buck. They have already voted to sacrifice Medicare on the health insurance industries altars all in the name of greed. Their leading presidential candidate wants to end Social Security by turning it over to the states. Why not just whip up a cheap batch of poison tea for everyone over the age of 60? Too bad Jim Jones isn't still around. He would probably be their nominee.