A Bill of Rights for the Rich

The last Bill of Rights was ratified in the year 1791. That was a long time ago and now that America has become the serfdom of the rich, and the middle class the poor and especially women, have become chattel, the old bill of rights needs to be updated...for the rich: 1. In America you still may worship as you will, but only those attending a mega-church run by political ideologically pure puffy haired preacher spouting made up gospels of wealth for the wealthy will be accepted into heaven's country club. 2. The right to keep and bear arms stays the same in hopes the great unwashed rabble will eliminate each other. 3. The rich reserve the right to take your property to provide quarters for their private security forces. 4. You cannot search a rich person for any reason, it is unreasonable. 5. You have the right to be wrongly convicted unless you are rich enough to buy your freedom with the most expensive lawyers. 6. You have the right to be executed swiftly so there is no possibility of a costly do over. 7. You will be judged by bored rich people who like to play god. 8. The crueler and more unusual the punishment, the better. This is the very essence of punishment as a deterrent. 9. The rich will construct and destruct whatever they want. 10. The states have no right to tax the rich and every right to tax the be-jesus out of anyone in the middle or lower classes. States will maintain the right to constantly invade the privacy of the bedroom and women's bodies.