Watching little bits and pieces of the Republican debates, I wondered where are the catchy bumper stickers? I jumped into my ten year old Chevy pickup and headed to the ritzy side of town to check out parking lots at high end shopping centers. You know the kind. The security guards there are trained to seek out and follow customers that don't leach the smell of money. Bingo! Mercedes, BMWs, Lexus' almost all wore their politics on their shiny overpriced bumpers. The first one I spotted said :CAIN ISN'T ABLE, then PERRY IS JUST SCARY.
Luxury car after luxury car sported flashy Chinese manufactured political slogans.:
IMMIGRATION? TRY LETHAL RADIATION
MICHELLE ISN'T WELL
YOU NEED A BOTTOM FEEDER NOT A READER
IF YE DO NOT WORK-STARVE YOU LAZY BASTARDS
OBAMA CARES-I DON'T
MY LOVE OF COUNTRY AND WORK ETHIC MADE ME CHEAT
SANTORUM? POOR PEOPLE REALLY BORE HIM
MITT IS FULL OF IT
NEWTS A HOOT
PAUL WILL KEEP AMERICA SMALL
CLEAN AIR, CLEAN WATER? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING CLEAN AIR OR WATER
MY DOCTOR IS SEVEN FEET TALL AND HATES OBAMA
I NEVER SAW BOTH SIDES OF AN ISSUE BEFORE MITT
TAX THE POOR NOT THE RICH
VACCINATIONS CAUSE RETARDATION
Yes... they do eat their own. Oops!
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