Monday, August 15, 2011

Republican Compassion...The Law of the Jungle

We already know the only thing that matters to a Republican is his or her money and how to get yours. Being tools of corporations and insurance companies, their health care plan for average and poor Americans is as follows: First it is hoping doctors without borders will come back once or twice a year. Second, don't get sick. Third, die early. Talk about death panels, their policies are death panels!

Republicans will not raise taxes on the wealthy. They don't mind the less fortunate picking up the tab for them, through higher costs for everything, but they have taken a solemn pledge to defend the wallets for their rich contributors. See the point is they have enough money to take care of themselves. They want even more of your money so their kids Heather and Josh can have new sports cars while driving their drunken friends around college. Republicans scream class warfare when you even mention the inequities. Of course it's class warfare. Their supposed upper class has been waging it on the rest of us since money was invented.

REPUBLICAN RULE....LAW OF THE JUNGLE.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Tea Party Clown Car Drives America OFF Cliff


One searingly hot summer day, as Tea Party Clowns sat around making fun of global warming, their leader, Eric the Head got an idea. Eric looked around at his weird friends, as their make-up ran down their faces in the heat. "I've got it," he shouted! Tea Party Clowns can only shout. "Instead of shrinking the government to where we can drown it in a bath tub, let's financially drive it off a cliff killing it once and for all!"

This caused quite an uproar. Michelle jumped up with a scary distant look on her face and screamed "Death to all things government!" The Gomer Pyle look-a-like clown Paul shouted "Stick it to old sick people!"

Orin, the oldest, grumpiest clown bellowed, "it's time poor people quit whining and paid their share!" Another clown with a crew cut and long side burns could only drool at the prospect of finally killing social security.

They all piled into the tiny Chinese financed elephant mobile, the one without pollution controls, and headed for the Grand Chasm. As they sped toward oblivion they realized that they too were in the rampaging elephant mobile as it was about to make it's plunge. They looked at one another and laughed maniacally. They just didn't care.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

From High Hopes on the Stump...To Nothing More Than a Republican Chump

Remember when the country was so euphoric over finally getting rid of the village idiot from Texas? The American people thought they now had elected someone who would stand up to Republican bullies and bring fairness back to America.

Fat Chance!

Political Superman changed into Superwimp, as fast as you could say phone booth. Just like John Kerry he let Republicans set the agenda. He didn't refute their fiscal nonsense. He let Republicans gain a majority in the House of Representatives by being as solid as milk toast. Republicans have said they plan to carve up Medicare and give it to their insurance company buddies. What does the mighty Rock Obama say to that? Ok. Republicans say grandma and grandpa are destroying this country and Social Security and Medicaid are the cause and must be slashed. Rock Obama firmly plants his feet in quicksand and says, OK, Enough! Let Bernie Sanders run as a 3rd party independent. I'll vote for him....

Friday, July 29, 2011

10 Years of Failed Welfare for the Rich


You have to give that simpleton from Texas credit for at least being able to follow the plan. The plan of course was the systematic destruction of the social compact and the fire-sale of the American economy to the greed mongers. We have had 10 years of tax cuts for the wealthy. Where are all the jobs? Ten years of failed policy is enough. Republicans say you can't raise taxes on the people who create jobs. What jobs? Jobs for the 61 cent an hour Chinese worker? Under tax welfare for the wealthy we, as a nation, have lost 3 million manufacturing jobs.
Let's just look at how the plan continues. First deny Obama a second term by manufacturing a chosen debt ceiling crisis. Destroy the economy for all but the wealthy. Give more tax breaks to companies sending jobs overseas. Crush all union. Make it almost impossible to register to vote. Save Medicare and Social Security by destroying them first then let insurance companies and Wall Street carve them up and swallow the pieces. Hope all you rednecks who vote Republican like fast food jobs or cutting lawns because that's all that will be left soon.

Monday, July 25, 2011

The Age of the Poison Tea Bag


Floride in the drinking water causes cancer. We didn't land on the moon. John Kerry was a chicken, not a hero. Global warning is a myth. President Obama wasn't born here. Defaulting on the national deb is no big deal. Poor people and the elderly are the one to blame for our problems...

ENOUGH.

It is time to stand up to the bullies that are systematically destroying America. Just because they have all the money doesn't mean they can't be defeated. There are far more real Americans than these fake, patriotic claiming, greed mongers. Don't be fooled by insidious lies and propaganda being spread by television and radio stations bought and paid for by right wing zealots. Instead of clinging to some little prejudice deep in your soul, open your eyes and gaze at what is really going on. The Fat Cats have chosen this current crisis to destroy Medicare and social security because they have always hated them. Don't be fooled by their rationale that they're only trying to fix Medicare. The rich need to pony up. If these people gain any more members, or god forbid the presidency, get ready to live in third world America.

Friday, July 15, 2011

It's Not a Revenue Problem...A Republican Fairy Tale

Once upon a time long ago, a very smart but skirt chasing king taxed his people in a way that led to prosperity for all. The treasury even had a surplus. The kings only problem was with the royal trousers. He couldn't keep them up. His peccadilloes led to the election of a small minded king named George the second. A lot of King George's subjects called him George the lesser or George the venal. This was never done to his face of course because George the simple had many spies and loved to tap phones. Now George the Appointed always listened to his advisers. There was the big Dick and Grover "the Drown the Government Rover." His advisers told George the Gullible that the only way to stay in power was to use fear, start wars, and take all the money from the poor and middle class peasants and give it to the rich. George the Selfish did this with great gusto for eight years. He plunged his kingdom into the red by first cutting taxes on the rich and starting two wars. After eight years, George the lame was put out to pasture cutting brush. The people, with hope in their hearts elected a new King. He was smart. He had vision. He was inept. He soon lost his mandate and found it was easier to compromise and give in than hold his ground. He really wants another four years. Doesn't look good.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

The Choice Has Never Been Clearer


The clarity of political party choice has never been easier to make. Republicans have decided to double down and, as poker players say, it's all in. If you are rich and want to get even richer, the Republican party is the only one for you. If the only thing you worship is money, the Republican party is the one for you. If you make money speculating on gasoline prices, the Republican party is for you. If you will not stand for any form of disagreement with your positions, the Republican party is for you. If you think it should be harder for people to register to vote, the Republican party is the one for you. If you would rather plunge the world into a depression than raise taxes on the rich, the Republican party is for you. If you want to go back to the days of the robber barons and no child labor laws, the Republican party is the one for you. If you believe the whole world should be just yours for the taking....you get the idea.