Kevlar is the new silk of 2013. Today's modern woman will just love the new colors of gray and gun metal gray. The ceramic bullet proof inserts are so much lighter than before. These new outfits meet the most rigorous standards and are able to stop a 223 round and even a 308 caliber. A must in headgear is the new ricochet helmet with inside T.V. screen 360 degree vision. The full length gloves come standard with 50,000 volt stun capacity. Just wait,ladies, until your assailant tries to surprise you with his 15 shot glock. As the 9mm rounds bounce off your body armor you can neutralize the threat with your twin 10 gauge shotgun chest piece. Your matching pants are made from the strongest lightest titanium.Round this all off with your steel reinforced spiked boots and you are ready for anything today's maniac fire at you. And for you pet loving moms we offer a complete line of robot attack dogs. Some oiling required but no house breaking necessary.
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