Thursday, November 1, 2012

Fix- Every- Major Disaster- Alone, or Mitts F. E. M. A.

 It's hurricane in 2013. A monstrous super hurricane barrels towards Texas and the surrounding states. Both Ron Paul and Rick Perry take private jet flights out to go mountain climbing. The storm slams into Texas with the force of a thousand nuclear bombs.Most people didn't evacuate because the weather satellite system was terminated due to budget cuts. Countless business's are destroyed. Bodies float in the streets,unclaimed, because the for profit recovery services can't find relatives to pay for pick up. Generators and wood products are being sold for 50 times their original cost. Drinking water is ten dollars a glass. High school shelters are mostly vacant because now they charge 100 dollars a night per person. The lack of edible food creates a need for a new form of Texas chili made from people. The cost of 25 dollars a bowl creates a clamor for Texas Chili franchises. President Willard, after his vacation, comes on T.V. and says " See the private sector always works best,carry on." The apprentice comes back on T.V..
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