Michelle and the Seven Foot Doctor

Doctor: "Come in Michelle and lets have a little talk about your refusal to live in the real world."

Michelle: "Oh doctor, you're so tall. How tall are you? Over seven feet I bet."

Doctor: "No Michelle I"m only five eight."

Michelle: "You look much taller."

Doctor: "Michelle, which president do you believe fought a war against slavery?"

Michelle: "George Washington. In fact all the founding fathers, Jefferson Davis, Thomas Edison, and Grover Norquist all fought wars against slavery."

Doctor: "Michelle, Grover Norquist is an anti-tax advocate and he's still alive."

Michelle: "The fight against enslaving the rich goes on."

Doctor: "Michelle, before your ah, umm, problems weren't you a lawyer for the IRS?"

Michelle: "I was a spy trying to destroy them from the inside."

Doctor: "I've decided to stop the shock therapy and do a pre-frontal lobotomy, Nurse."

Republicans...Too much information

What is going to cost the Republican party the 2012 presidential and congressional elections? The overworked phrase "too much information". We now know their plans for the country. Creating jobs will consist of letting business and the banks run wild without regulation. They will dismantle any regulations such as Dodd, Frank or the health care bill. It will also consist of cutting taxes for the rich and going after the meager money the poor need to survive. All the Republican candidates have said they will not accept a ten to one ratio of cuts to revenue. Their position on the EPA? We don't need clean air and water, they are too costly. On immigration? Massive jolts of electricity and barbed wire. On medicare and the safety net? All the Republicans in office now or seeking office have voted to turn over Medicare to their buddies the insurance companies. Social Security? Let the stock market have a crack at it. Break the unions. Make it harder to vote if you're likely to vote for Democrats. Die if you can't afford health insurance. Remember if you're not rich or don't have a job, it's your fault.

Overreaching Heinous Ideology Overturned A.K.A. Ohio

Sleeping Beauty had to be kissed by a prince to wake up. Ohioans had to be clubbed over the head by a Republican Governor who promised jobs and delivered class warfare instead.

Guess what Republican big money? You're class warfare attack ads and Republican celebrities didn't work. Instead of lulling Ohioans into another narcoleptic state they stimulated Ohioans into voting down an anti union law. All those millions of dollars you spent trying to pit the people of Ohio against one another were wasted. You lost. This is only the beginning and you know it. Look at Occupy Wall Street, look at people leaving the banks for credit unions. The people are waking up. Change your idiotic no tax pledge or go the way of the dinosaur. All of your members in Congress have voted on the record, to give Medicare to insurance companies. If you don't think the people know what your up to just keep protecting the rich and see what happens.

The Ding Dong Republicans are Alarming

Alarm bells are ringing all over the country. People are camping out in city parks to protest the greed that has overthrown the government. Right here in Ohio I just saw a pro issue 2, anti union, class warfare commercial that was all about pitting working class people against one another. Instead of wanting all people to have good benefits, Republicans want you to be jealous of the people that have more than you. You know class warfare. The same kind of warfare they accuse Democrats of raising on the ultra rich.

Listen to the craziness of the right wings latest ideas. First the flat tax. This would just make the rich rich and the middle class and poor poorer. A deadly electrified fence on the border with Mexico. Get rid of the EPA. Clean air and clean water? We don't need no stinking clean air and clean water. Abolish reforms passed that are known as Obama-care. This is just a gift to the demonic health care insurance cabal. Abolish the Dodd Frank banking regulations, because we certainly don't want to reign in Wall Street. Republicans are already on record to turn Medicare over to insurance companies and to never raise taxes on the rich. Vote Republican if you really want your bell rung.