As Fat Cats sit down to Thanksgiving, the head feline rises to give the invocation:
"Let us bow our heads and give thanks. Thank you for our television and radio stations that allow us to fool everyman into voting against his own self interests. Thank you for our paid for scientists who refute global warming. Thank you hydrolic fracture drilling that allows us to reap more oil profits while ruining the environment. Thank you for reality television that mesmerizes everyman into a coma like state. Thank you for letting us privatize everything. Thank you for letting us make taxes the dirty word it has now become. Thank you for letting everyman see that those in need, who are less fortunate than him, are not worthy of help. Finally, thank you for the power of greed because it really, for a lack of a better term, is great."
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