Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Those Zany Cartoon Republican Candidates


Can you believe those looney-tune-like candidates for president the Republican Party has promoted. The front runner and sure to be the nominee, Willard, is having his present mansion demolished so he can build a bigger mansion. He's made his fortune by taking over companies and getting rid of working class people. He says corporations are people. He says banks should foreclose faster on the people they gave unmanageable home loans to.

The African American pizza king candidate says blame yourself if you can't find a job. Just be willing to work for 61 cents an hour like the people in China do. He is against any form of abortion, but in the same sentence says a woman and her family should make that decision.

The arrogant cowboy from Texas, whose salad must contain loco weed, says social security is a ponzi scheme. He says he's qualified to be president because he's created more minimum wage jobs than any other governor. He's also more qualified because the state of Texas executes more people than any other state.

The audience at the Republican debates actually cheer when it is suggested an uninsured comatose patient should be allowed to die or boo a gay solider serving his country. This field of candidates would just be a joke if they weren't so pathetic.

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