Phone In Your Obstructionism It'll Be Cheaper

    Congress is now on it's summer break. I know, I know, unless they are casting insane redundant votes to repeal Obama Care how would anyone figure out they were in session.How about John Boehner and his Republican naysayers  just stay home and phone it in?Everyone knows their vote,when they are allowed to vote, will always be NO! Save the taxpayers tons of money on undeserved salaries and perks for congressmen and women who only march in lockstep to Tea Party drummers by letting them stay home and phone it in. Americans would gladly pay just their phone bills and nothing else. Just think of the savings. No congressional staffs or free gymnasium to suck up tax dollars. No more listening to Paul Ryan pontificate on austerity for the poor while drinking 400 dollar bottles of wine provided by hedge fund managers. No more Daryl Issa looking under rocks for nonexistent scandals to blame on the current administration.No more Ted Cruz sneering and smirking at anything not steeped in Tea Party pollution. No more Rand Paul shouting at Northern governors that they just want a government hand out while Kentucky gets back a dollar fifty one for every tax dollar sent in. Just stay home and revel in the music the anger your rabid base makes. Stay home and phone it in. Give the American voter that doesn't wear a revolutionary outfit whose average age isn't 65 and is stingier than Scrooge a break.