The Job Creating Second Amendment

  The absolute favorite amendment of the Republican party, the 2nd., can now  be touted by them as a job creating amendment. Yes this antiquated provision, created in the time of single shot flintlock weapons is now bringing booming business, pardon the pun, to all parts of the country. Oh sure the benefit to the gun industry is obvious, but for too long those most affected by gun violence, the victims, can get something besides misery and suffering from their plight. No they can't sue because Congress has already passed laws protecting gun makers from law suits. Victims once they recover from their wounds, may be able to find jobs bricking up first floor windows of schools, or helping put blast proof  doors up in every classroom. There is also the razor wire concession, or the armed guard training to be done. Let's face it funeral homes and coffin makers will be hiring extra help. Movie theaters will probably need to buy metal detectors. So will churches. The list goes on and on. No other country in the world can make monetary lemonade from misery lemons like America can. Once again we're number one.