Do We Or Don't We Want A Federal Government?

  A simple enough question, do we want a Federal government or not? For Democrats the answer seems to be yes, and for Republicans the answer seems to be no. Democrats are like the staff members at a day care center, and Republicans are the un-rulely brats in their care. The brats have taken over one wing of the house and refuse to share or get along. The only two words the rich spoiled brats ever learned are gimmie  and mine. In another wing of the day care only a minority of the children are brats. Their biggest bully is a little monster named Phillup Bluster. He is a threat that causes endless gridlock. The head of this insane day care sits in his office and is at a total loss of how to make the brats behave. This state of uncontrolled chaos by rich self centered brats has been going on since the new head of the day care got his job. The only hope in sight is in two years the parents of the brats just might have their brats removed from the day care by unanimous votes of good parents.