MARS, The Angry Dead Planet

 Place: Mars, The Red House
 Time: The Distant Past
 Chief of Staff: " Mr. President our top scientists are here to warn us of impending DOOM!"
  President: "Well tell them they have 2 minutes. I have to meet with our oil and gas benefactors for lunch."
  The scientists enter and the head scientist speaks.
 "Mr. President our planet is about to become an arid and lifeless cinder unless we stop using fossil fuels."                                                                      
 President: "What? You dare to vilify the very industries that have backed my ascension to power." 
 Head Scientist: "Sir with all due respect, all life on this planet faces immediate extinction if we don't act."
 President: "Are all scientists in agreement on this?"
  Head Scientist: "All but scientist Glen Limreily, he says planet warming is a hoax and the great god  Mars is in control."
 President: " Well there you go. I'm with scientist Glen Limreily on this one."
Head Scientist:" But President Shamus....
President: " Speaking of butts get yours out of my office and send in the oil and gas men.I'm hungry for some baby seals boiled in crude oil."