Mitt the Flip and Mr. Bold Super Heroes of the Rich

 The selection process was done at last. Mitt the Flip had chosen Mr. Bold as his running mate. The super hero of the rich, whose only power was his ability to come  down both sides of an issue at the same time, had now brought the boldness of youthful cold-hearted ruthlessness to this campaign. Rich people were elated. They would soon no longer have to pay taxes to extend the worthless lives of those people aged 65 and older. Soon they could gamble, on Wall Street, with tax payer money. Public schools would be stripped of tax dollars and charter for profit schools, with generous campaign donors would get reap the benefits. Women would no longer be in control of their reproductive functions. Unions would be forced to disband. The mail would be delivered by imported paperboys from China. Health insurance would once again be untethered by any regulations and be allowed to charge princely premiums and deny coverage to anyone they chose. The borders would be fenced not to keep immigrants out but to keep Americans in. By constantly repeating lies about the current president and his party,  because they have the funds to do so, the rich have adopted the policy of another political party. That party came to power in the 1930s