The Job Creators 10 Commandments

Now that the job creators, AKA, the rich, have their own cadre of hair sprayed preachers disavowing biblical passages such as the beatitudes and, harder for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven than a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, it's time for new set of 10 commandments:

1. Thou shalt have no gods other than money.

2. Thou shalt not waste money on benefits for others.

3. Thou shalt not swear at the job creator.

4. Remember the Sabbath golf date.

5. Honor thy father and thy mothers inheritence potential.

6. Thou shalt not kill the deal.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultry unless there is no chance of getting caught.

8. Thou shalt not bear false witness unless it helps you get immunity from prosecution.

9.Thou shalt not steal in front of the auditor.

10. Thou shalt not covet unless you can generate enough junk bonds to cut the deal.

Let's face it if you're going to ignore the original ten you might as well follow the updated version.