Monday, August 29, 2011
Here Comes the Savior Again!
What is with Texas? Is Locoweed part of the pre-natal diet? Does the prolonged drought (obviously not caused by global warming) destroy brain cells? What is bringing about another religious crusade to put an anti-science , anti Social Security, anti Federal Reserve Apostle in the white house. Please Texas, take him back and secede from the union. We will be glad to let you go. You folks there might like living like a third world country but the rest of us don't. We don't want another bible thumping creationist taking us back to the 18th century. Look, secede from the union and sell us your oil. Of course you won't be able to balance your budget using stimulus money like you just did but what the hell. People up north don't want blowhards leading our country anymore. Listen, if you do secede you can take all the mega-rich people spread throughout the rest of the country with you. Please secede, we will get along just fine without you.
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
The Republican Manchurian Candidates
Remember the movie and its remake the Manchurian Candidate? Prisoners during the Korean war were subjected to brain washing and then put in high places of government to bring down the United States from the inside. What did Michelle Bachman say was her reason to become an IRS Lawyer? When obedience to her husband didn't play well she said she was destroying the beast from the inside. When the Grover Norquist washed Republican presidential candidates were asked if they would accept a 10 to 1 ratio of cuts to revenue, they being the good brainwashed Norquist sheep that they are, all said no. What does this tell the American voter? Without question it tells you that if Republicans gain complete control of government, Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid if not made extinct will become play things of Wall Street. This is a simple fact all the Republicans that signed on to Paul Ryans budget and Grover Norquists pledge will try and end Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid. If you despise these programs along with teachers, science, unions, the poor and the elderly vote Republican.
Monday, August 15, 2011
Republican Compassion...The Law of the Jungle
We already know the only thing that matters to a Republican is his or her money and how to get yours. Being tools of corporations and insurance companies, their health care plan for average and poor Americans is as follows: First it is hoping doctors without borders will come back once or twice a year. Second, don't get sick. Third, die early. Talk about death panels, their policies are death panels!
Republicans will not raise taxes on the wealthy. They don't mind the less fortunate picking up the tab for them, through higher costs for everything, but they have taken a solemn pledge to defend the wallets for their rich contributors. See the point is they have enough money to take care of themselves. They want even more of your money so their kids Heather and Josh can have new sports cars while driving their drunken friends around college. Republicans scream class warfare when you even mention the inequities. Of course it's class warfare. Their supposed upper class has been waging it on the rest of us since money was invented.
REPUBLICAN RULE....LAW OF THE JUNGLE.
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Tea Party Clown Car Drives America OFF Cliff
One searingly hot summer day, as Tea Party Clowns sat around making fun of global warming, their leader, Eric the Head got an idea. Eric looked around at his weird friends, as their make-up ran down their faces in the heat. "I've got it," he shouted! Tea Party Clowns can only shout. "Instead of shrinking the government to where we can drown it in a bath tub, let's financially drive it off a cliff killing it once and for all!"
This caused quite an uproar. Michelle jumped up with a scary distant look on her face and screamed "Death to all things government!" The Gomer Pyle look-a-like clown Paul shouted "Stick it to old sick people!"
Orin, the oldest, grumpiest clown bellowed, "it's time poor people quit whining and paid their share!" Another clown with a crew cut and long side burns could only drool at the prospect of finally killing social security.
They all piled into the tiny Chinese financed elephant mobile, the one without pollution controls, and headed for the Grand Chasm. As they sped toward oblivion they realized that they too were in the rampaging elephant mobile as it was about to make it's plunge. They looked at one another and laughed maniacally. They just didn't care.
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
From High Hopes on the Stump...To Nothing More Than a Republican Chump
Remember when the country was so euphoric over finally getting rid of the village idiot from Texas? The American people thought they now had elected someone who would stand up to Republican bullies and bring fairness back to America.
Fat Chance!
Political Superman changed into Superwimp, as fast as you could say phone booth. Just like John Kerry he let Republicans set the agenda. He didn't refute their fiscal nonsense. He let Republicans gain a majority in the House of Representatives by being as solid as milk toast. Republicans have said they plan to carve up Medicare and give it to their insurance company buddies. What does the mighty Rock Obama say to that? Ok. Republicans say grandma and grandpa are destroying this country and Social Security and Medicaid are the cause and must be slashed. Rock Obama firmly plants his feet in quicksand and says, OK, Enough! Let Bernie Sanders run as a 3rd party independent. I'll vote for him....
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