Carpay-Dum Dum

We as Fat Cats have seen the future. When we soon take power we must seize the opportunity that is being handed to us by the environmental tree-huggers. They want clean energy, we'll give them clean energy. They want electric cars, we'll give them the most expensive electric cars ever. First we make them feel guilty about using more coal fired electricity. They have a conscience, we don't. They are almost as easy to manipulate as our everyman sheep. Guilt a part of every religion is one hell of a toll.

The second part of the plan is the best. We have huge hamster wheel generators built in China. They must be large enough to accommodate an everyman. Then we cruise the homeless shelters and food kitchens. We offer the dregs of humanity a chance for a job and healthy meal of turnip soup. All they have to do is run inside the hamster wheel until our electric SUV's are charged. We have them sign a waver in case they die while running. We save the environment and reduce the population of everyman.