Puzzled

As an everyman I would just like to ask how everymen everywhere are being turned into Fat Cat wanna-bees? Do you really believe that health insurance companies have your best interest at heart? Do you believe that it is better to provide the Chinese people with jobs rather than Americans? Is your belief system such that it finds all taxes totally evil? Do you actually think that you are going to be rich one day? What is driving you to vote against your own self interest? Is it some form of well hidden prejudice? It can't totally be greed because most everymen aren't rich. Do you find it soothing to embrace lies that play to your darkside views of humanity? Is it the fact that you listen to TV and radio station personalities that mimic and mock the disabled and disadvantaged? Do you think spitting on elected officials is a form of political expression? Please tell me...I'm totally baffled.

Carpay-Dum Dum

We as Fat Cats have seen the future. When we soon take power we must seize the opportunity that is being handed to us by the environmental tree-huggers. They want clean energy, we'll give them clean energy. They want electric cars, we'll give them the most expensive electric cars ever. First we make them feel guilty about using more coal fired electricity. They have a conscience, we don't. They are almost as easy to manipulate as our everyman sheep. Guilt a part of every religion is one hell of a toll.

The second part of the plan is the best. We have huge hamster wheel generators built in China. They must be large enough to accommodate an everyman. Then we cruise the homeless shelters and food kitchens. We offer the dregs of humanity a chance for a job and healthy meal of turnip soup. All they have to do is run inside the hamster wheel until our electric SUV's are charged. We have them sign a waver in case they die while running. We save the environment and reduce the population of everyman.

The Stupid Machine

Our new stupid ray has been working flawlessly. We just modify the frequency and broadcast it over our own television and radio stations. Soon the numbers of our mindless followers will be legion. The good thing is most of the people who tune in to hear our messages are already below average intelligence. Their brains are the soft clay which we mold in our bigoted, hate filled lies. They question nothing. They repeat our garbage verbatim. They will help us destroy every social program even if they benefit from them. Social security, medi-care, student loans, hot lunches for children...all gone. It has taken us years to finally get to this point. The law of the jungle is about to get center stage.

Only the rich survive.

Privatize or Else!

The Fat Cat mantra being chanted over and over is privatize.

It would seem that the Fat Cats want us to turn over everything to them so they can make a profit. Just like Enron in California, soon we will all be impoverished because businessmen took over. Look how well privatizing utilities and health care has worked out. Not everything should be for profit. No matter how we look at it, there is a class structure in America. The Fat Cat has always gravitated towards politics because that is where the real power is. He who controls the power controls the treasure. Don't be fooled by the Fat Cat's crocodile tears. He isn't really offended by being told he is a greedy creep. He laughs all the way to the bank.

LETTER TO THE EDITOR

Published in the Record Courier 10/17/2010

Recently in a rural area of Tennessee, a house caught fire. The fire department was called, the firemen came, and they watched the house burn down. It seems the homeowner didn’t pay his seventy five dollar fee to the fire department so they let his house burn and his pets die. This is the type of world the Tea Party wants you to accept. Privatize everything. Care only about yourself. If you can’t afford food, health insurance, or utilities… tough. You’re on your own. It would seem that to the Tea Party and Republicans in general, business is their church, money their only sacrament, and privatization their gospel. Don’t be fooled by their hymns of shall we cut all our taxes or I’m not giving a dime to save a wretch like you. Does anyone really believe that once everything is privatized America will be better off? Remember Enron? Do you think Social Security and Medicare are hands off to these people? Just because you shout it louder doesn’t make you right. Beware false prophets speaking the language of greed.

The Falling of Rome?

In ancient Rome, as the empire decayed, the Fat Cats would put on special events or declare holidays with wild attractions to keep everyman at bay. Animals were captured in huge numbers to fight to the death in the arena's. This was to keep everyman complacent. Everyman has his dark-side also, and it needs to be fed. Gladiators were honored as the sport stars of today are. To be a Fat Cat in ancient times you had to be able to exploit everymans every venal weakness. Sound familiar?

Today we have television and radio with which the Fat cat can corrupt everyman. They can promote their lies in an instant. In the the end, it wasn't just the water flowing through lead pipes that brought down the Romans, it was the Fat Cats love of excess.

Repeating the Past

It took us 8 years to ruin the country the last time, and now after 2 short years of them trying to undo the damage, we will regain power again. Our mindless sheep have swallowed hook, line, and sinker our lies and misdirection. I can't believe it is so easy to convince the sheep to vote against their own self-interest and vote in the crazies. We have a real batch of loonies set to go this time. Most of them believe the world is 10,000 years old and evolution is a myth. They're willing to create millions of jobs for the Chinese. They're ready to repeal health care reform. God I love this country. These sheep actually believe they will be upper class one day. As if that could every happen.