A new super villain has emerged to threaten America. He was, at first glance, an unlikely villain at best. His orange skin, constant smoking and crying, would lead most people to believe he was just an odd duck and not a diabolical evil genius.The Obstuctor, as he is now known, filched a little known black magic spell from the ancient book of Hastert and ground the most powerful nation on earth to a halt.No one on earth, but the Obstructor, was capable of removing the blockage now gripping America. All he had to do was allow a full vote on a clean C.R. bill in the Fortress of Stupidity. He won't do it for fear of being devoured by his knuckle dragging mouth breathing minions. These evil creatures delight in depriving the aged the poor and even defenseless children of what they need to survive. As the Obstructor's blockage in the bowels of America continued the popularity of his co-conspirators and even himself went into a free fall dive to the bottom of the out house pit. They didn't care. This blockage isn't about policy it is about continuing the power of stupidity to cripple the government of the United States.
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