Thursday, December 29, 2011

We're Here! We're Ready to Screw the Middle Class!


Too much of anything is not good for you. The Republican party has yet to learn this. Too much exposure of their true agenda is waking up the American sleeping giant. What is the only god they truly worship? If you now realize that it's money, welcome to a group of millions of Americans who have finally had their eyes opened. There is no concern for the American people, only the concern for how to acquire more wealth and more power for the rich. One presidential candidate proudly claims to make 60 thousand dollars for a speech and 1.8 million to give history lessons. His ideas range from arresting judges that he doesn't agree with, to getting rid of child labor laws so businesses can fire the parents and hire their kids for Chinese-like wages. Another presidential front runner says corporations are people. All the while, making his fortune acquiring companies, outsourcing jobs, and firing workers. He won't release his tax forms because they would show him in the 1%. He says banks should not be hindered in any way when foreclosing on homes, stolen with outrageous bogus lending practices. Another candidate wants to make congress part-time and make himself pope of America.
If you still believe that one of these looney greed mongers would make a good president, then only bats occupy your belfry. If you listen to only hateful rhetoric from right wing radio and television zealots, then your deck of cards is quite a bit short. If you think the ultra rich should be called job creators, then your elevator doesn't go all the way to the top. If you think Republicans care about your economic struggles, your wheel is spinning but your hamster is dead. If you believe that after voting to turn Medicare over to insurance companies, that they won't gut Social Security, then your oven is on but nothing's cooking. One more sickening cliche for you. We're here and we're ready to work.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

And God Bless Tiny Newt



Those of us who are fortunate enough to have a great meal during the holidays should take a moment to thank God, karma, or our lucky stars for the Republican debates. The craziness kept mostly hidden all these election cycles is now plain for everyone to see. Americans have now heard of seven foot doctors, social Ponzi schemes, electrified border fences, letting uninsured comatose patients die, less taxes on the rich and an utter disdain for the poor and for gay people. All the candidates support Gomer Pyles, I mean Paul Ryans handing over Medicare to insurance companies. We have now all heard how a never elected right wing zealot has gotten Republican congressmen to sign a no tax pledge that effectively bars them from doing their job. We have seen houses burn to the ground as firemen stood by and watched because of an unpaid $75.00 fee. And God bless tiny Newt for saying he would arrest judges he didn't agree with.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Getrich the Opportunist Candidate (Sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

Getrich the Opportunist candidate
had a very hungry wallet
and if you really know him
you know he vilified all the poor kids he met.

All of the other politicians
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let moneybags Getrich
stay a power broker in their games.

Then one goofy election eve
Tea baggers came to say
Getrich with your mean spirited soul
won't you help our money grow?

Then all the greedy flocked to him
as they shouted out with glee.
Getrich the opportunist candidate
surely you can re-write history.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Go to Hell, Go to Hell (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Dashing through the gloom
In a shiny black limousine
Ore the roads we go,
Laughing like a fiend.

Bells at soup kitchens ring
Making stomachs growl
Oh what fun it is to laugh and sing
Being a Republican on the prowl.

Oh, go to hell, go to hell
All you poor people have got to pay.
Oh what fun it is to ran and vent,
and not pay taxes along the way

Oh, go to hell, go to hell
you middle class cry babies make me sick
If I get my way they'll pass a law someday
and I'll be able to beat you with a stick.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

CAIN ISN'T ABLE and OTHER BUMPER STICKERS

Watching little bits and pieces of the Republican debates, I wondered where are the catchy bumper stickers? I jumped into my ten year old Chevy pickup and headed to the ritzy side of town to check out parking lots at high end shopping centers. You know the kind. The security guards there are trained to seek out and follow customers that don't leach the smell of money. Bingo! Mercedes, BMWs, Lexus' almost all wore their politics on their shiny overpriced bumpers. The first one I spotted said :

CAIN ISN'T ABLE, then PERRY IS JUST SCARY.

Luxury car after luxury car sported flashy Chinese manufactured political slogans.:

IMMIGRATION? TRY LETHAL RADIATION

MICHELLE ISN'T WELL

YOU NEED A BOTTOM FEEDER NOT A READER

IF YE DO NOT WORK-STARVE YOU LAZY BASTARDS

OBAMA CARES-I DON'T

MY LOVE OF COUNTRY AND WORK ETHIC MADE ME CHEAT

SANTORUM? POOR PEOPLE REALLY BORE HIM

MITT IS FULL OF IT

NEWTS A HOOT

PAUL WILL KEEP AMERICA SMALL

CLEAN AIR, CLEAN WATER? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING CLEAN AIR OR WATER

MY DOCTOR IS SEVEN FEET TALL AND HATES OBAMA

I NEVER SAW BOTH SIDES OF AN ISSUE BEFORE MITT

TAX THE POOR NOT THE RICH

VACCINATIONS CAUSE RETARDATION

Yes... they do eat their own. Oops!