Doctor: "Come in Michelle and lets have a little talk about your refusal to live in the real world."
Michelle: "Oh doctor, you're so tall. How tall are you? Over seven feet I bet."
Doctor: "No Michelle I"m only five eight."
Michelle: "You look much taller."
Doctor: "Michelle, which president do you believe fought a war against slavery?"
Michelle: "George Washington. In fact all the founding fathers, Jefferson Davis, Thomas Edison, and Grover Norquist all fought wars against slavery."
Doctor: "Michelle, Grover Norquist is an anti-tax advocate and he's still alive."
Doctor: "Michelle, Grover Norquist is an anti-tax advocate and he's still alive."
Michelle: "The fight against enslaving the rich goes on."
Doctor: "Michelle, before your ah, umm, problems weren't you a lawyer for the IRS?"
Michelle: "I was a spy trying to destroy them from the inside."
Doctor: "I've decided to stop the shock therapy and do a pre-frontal lobotomy, Nurse."
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