Playing 20 Questions

Q: What is the Fat Cat's Favorite Flower?

A: The turd blossom.

Q: How does a Fat Cat congressman greet the current president?

A: By screaming "you lie!"

Q: What is the Fat Cat answer to health care?
A: Doctors without borders

Q: How does a Tea Bagger greet a Democrat?
A: With saliva

Q: How does a Tea Bagger show compassion to the disabled?

A: With a crumpled up dollar bill.

Q: What phrase does a Fat Cat scream when you best them in an argument?
A: Class warfare!

Q: What is the Fat Cat solution to the energy crisis?

A: Tax breaks for the oil industry.

Q: How many Fat Cats does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They say they can't afford it and remain in the dark.

Q: Why do Fat Cats hate the idea of gay marriage so much?

A: Because their secret lovers might want them to divorce and marry them.

Q: If you put lipstick on a pig and let it out of it's pen, will it think it's more important than the farmer?

A: Obviously.

Q: Why do Fat Cats preach so much about family values?

A: Because they wish they had some.

Q: Who was the Fat Cats favorite president?
A: Nancy Reagan.

Q: What did George Bush say he wanted to finish now that he had time?
A: The book, My Pet Goat

Q: What do Fat Cats mean when they call for fiscal restraints?
A: Spend less money at the bondage club.

Q: What's the only American business to really expand under Fat Cats?
A: Food kitchens for the poor.

Q: How many jobs were created under George Bush?
A: Millions, but just for the Chinese.

Q: How many houses can a Fat Cat candidate for president own and still run as a common man?

A: No more than eight.

Q: What is the Fat Cat plan for economic growth?
A: Start a war.

Q: Why are guns so important to Fat Cats?
A: Neanderthals never give up their clubs do they?

Q: Who will be the next Fat Cat presidential Candidate?
A: No telling, but there's still one Bush out there who didn't get his chance to ruin America yet.